More Xanderisms! Happy Monday!
(While tasting new crackers): "These are pretty good." (chews more) "These are really good! We should give one to every person in the whole town!"
(We were making muffins and I told him to pour in the milk, but not to spill. He said he wasn't sure he could. I said I thought he could and to go ahead and try. While pouring. . . ) "Well, here goes nothing!"
Me (to Piper): Hey, girlfriend! Let's change your diaper.
Xander: Why did you call her girlfriend?
Me: I don't know. I guess I thought it was funny.
Xander: That's not funny. It's weird.
(To Paxton, as he's jumping in the bouncy horse): "Brother, you're such a funky dancer! Yeah!"
(Every single night as we put him to bed): "I love you sixteen hundred thousand hundred three two one million hundred fourteen million thousand. Plus three."
(Trying a Tootsie Roll for the first time): "It feels like chocolate quicksand for my teeth. . . I like it!"