Xander decided he wanted to write his Mimi and Big Papa notes. I asked what color he wanted for the words and he said, "The color of love!"
Xander: "Are you going to give me another Valentine's Day present?"
Me: "I've already given you your gift."
Xander: "Yeah, but you can give me something else. Something of yours that you don't want."
Me: "Like what?"
Xander: "Liiiiiiiike - some of your money!"
"Hey God? Can you turn this house into watermelon? 'Cause it's my favorite fruit. Thanks."
"In the morning, Daddy is just a big ol' pile of grump!"
(Lucas's favorite so far) "I just passed gas like Mario's fireball power!"
Xander (to me, as I'm picking up dirty clothes off his floor): "Do you want to play catch?"
Me: "I --" (Immediately a line drive nails me in the face.)
Xander: "You lose!"