"Hey, let's watch somefin on the TV. I know somefin we haven't watched in years and years and years. Spongebob!"
Sitting down to watch Pocahontas for the first time: "I think there's going to be werewolves in this show!"
After I beat a level on Plants vs. Zombies for him: "You're awesome, woman!"
I asked him if he wanted to talk to God while we were watching stars. He said, "What do you talk about?" I said I was asking God to help me be a good mommy and to give Daddy a good day at work tomorrow, etc. He said, "Dear God, thank you so much for letting our babies live. Amen."
(In a cowboy costume) "Hey, at 3:00 there's going to be a show at the museum with free snacks!"
Me: "Oh, cool!"
Cowboy: "Yep. And they'll have anything: ice cream, pretzels, lasagna. . . anything!"
Then he just sauntered away.
Xander: "What are those ping pong balls called?"
Me: "Ping pong balls?"
Xander: "Yeah, ping pong balls."
Me: "I think they're called ping pong balls."
Xander: "Yeah, that's it!"