In honor of Xander's first week of preschool, I thought I'd give you a few recent quotes. Enjoy.
(Waking me out of a deep sleep)
"Come on, Mommy! Let's go solve the case of what's for breakfast!"
X: How long did it take to build this closet (in our room)?
Me: Um, I think it took him about 2 days.
X: Two days?!!
Me: Yeah, I think so.
X: I bet he was really sleepy when he was finished!
"The sky just told me that tomorrow's gonna be a good day!"
"Last night I stayed awake way too long thinking about how cool it is being a ninja and how awesome it's going to be when I live at Ninja Headquarters. They have asked me to come several times, you know. I think I'm al-most ready."
(As I'm feeding the twins)
X: Those strawberries look DE-licious!
Me: Would you like some?
X: No thanks. Bacon please!
(Today at the dentist I let him play on my phone while I got my teeth cleaned. The dentist came in and said something to him, but Xander didn't respond.)
Dentist: I guess you're concentrating pretty hard, huh?
X: Yes, and you need to concentrate on leaving me alone.
(Note: This was rude and not acceptable. But kind of hilarious. Luckily, our dentist is super cool and cracked up. But still - yeah.)